My knarly melon!

Three weeks of treatment with Efudex cream ...my friggin head is pretty spotty huh?My dermatologist says on more week sigh...I gotta wear a hat all the time now or people look at me funny.It itches like crazy man!You try not scratchin yer head for a month, damn im goin nuts. 

A close call

So im drivin down the road today and some crazy bitch u-turns in front of me !I locked up my brakes ,but i was towing my work trailer and i slid for like a hundred feet!!!This obviously retarded asian woman just waved at me Goddamit!!!My fuckin heart was poundin like mad dude!I pulled up next to her at the light and whipped a water bottle at the passenger window but it didnt break.Several other people who witnessed this tard tried to run her off the road ,thank you very much.I hate heart pumps like that they make me wanna puke ya know?