Driving in Southern Florida

1. Everybody here is a Nascar fan
2. When they get behind the wheel they hallucinate and think its the Indy 500
3. 6 inches from my bumper is proper following distance..
4. swerving around from lane to lane with a beer in your lap and a marlbro hangin out the window is the sign of a good driver
5. Road rage is a good way to express your anger at your lousy life
   
6. Go to www.newspress.com and type in road rage you'll see what i mean